One Star Movie Review Posters

Twitter user @awfulreviews creates these marvellous posters of top movies with one-star Amazon reviews added. Enjoy!

Alien

I think the biggest mistake was that this movie was set in the future. They should have set it in at least the present time.

alien

Avatar

I really didn’t care if the smurfs got wiped out or not.

avatar

The Da Vinci Code

What could be worse than watching Forrest Gump playing detective in a museum?

davinci

The Great Gatsby

I wouldn’t recommend this movie to a drunken monkey

gatsby

Gravity

I’ve never seen a Sandra Bullock movie that I liked. I still haven’t

gravity

Labyrinth

They should just rename this movie “The Spectacle of Bowie’s Crotch” because my god does that take up a lot of the focus when it’s prancing about on screen

labyrinth

Schindler’s List

Vile, insincere, thinly veiled attempt at an academy award

schindler

Shaun of the Dead

The British wouldn’t know comedy if it hit them upside the head. Thankfully I saw this movie on cable and didn’t have to pay for it

shaun

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